Event Oracle - The Oracle knows all

HOW TO MAKE A GENIE JOLLY...

The Event Oracle is a FREE site with resources for travelers and adventurers all over the world. Sadly, I must pay DASTARDLY server rental, bandwidth, and tech fees which are KRYPTONITE to my great and magical genie powers.

(Enter the HEROIC YOU to my rescue...)

I need cash... MORTAL CA$H! Donate any amount... $1, $10, $100, why not $1 million? THANK YOU for keeping magic alive... and me, a Jolly Genie!

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